54 Incredible Tinder Bios That Changed The ‘Tinder Bio’ Game Forever

(Examples For The Boyz And The Girls)

You’re looking for that one special ingredient for your Tinder profile dish (NOT TACOS). This is brilliant because we’re not even cooking!

Whether you’ve created a new profile or you’re tired of that ‘I love tacos’ damn bio. Doesn’t f#cking matter! 

Perhaps you’re trying to write a decent bio, but you need a little something to spice it up in order to get them matches.

I know online dating on Tinder during a pandemic isn’t as easy.

You could also be looking for something to laugh about…

You’re looking for the funny ingredient? Or the unapologetic honest ingredient? Or, or the GOAT creative ingredient? 

Welcome! We’ve got them all. 

You’re about to read:

• 10 Simple, Short, And Funny Tinder Bios
• 10 Genius Funny Tinder Bios
• 5 Unapologetically Honest Tinder Bios
• 15 Tinder Bios That Took ‘Creative’ To a New Level
• 15 “I’m too cool baby!” Tinder Bios
• 4 Tips On Creating a Decent Tinder Bio + Examples You Don’t Want To Follow

10 Simple, Short, And Funny Tinder Bios

Types of bios we’re talking about: The ones you feel the urge to copy them and pretend that you came up with them yourself because you haven’t been having ideas and you felt like you could do better.

You see, a lot of people try to write a decent bio, and end up writing a long boring one that most don’t even bother to read and simply get a left swipe.

What you want to actually do, is write something short, striking, funny, and wholesome. 

“But Liam, what the hell? I can’t do that.”

Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen… Don’t you worry, because I’ve got you. For realsies!

Short bios tend to get more matches. According to the statistics, having a bio on your profile will automatically improve your chances of getting a match.

You’ll read them in a few seconds, and feel the urge to know more about the person who wrote them…

Will draw you more inspiration that you can do some copy-paste bio trick.!

Which is pretty much the point of a Tinder bio. Enjoy…

Psst! This is one of our datingzest ‘priceless’ collections!

#1 A truth and a lie

This. This is a special one. 

The most important part about this, is that Alex is telling the truth: telling the truth he’s telling a lie. 

You see, Alex is way too honest to swipe left on him. He’s also way too funny and creative to swipe left on him.

Let’s learn from Alex, dear fellas.

#2 “They had us in the first half, I’m not gonna lie”

I mean yes. “They had us in the first half” but, then after the first half they had us once more.

If you’re not that much into ‘MAKE ME CUM’, you can make your own version like:

“I like women that make me CRAZY.
C – capture my heart
R – races with me who drinks more beer
A – appreciate hugs and kisses
Z – zebras. You should listen to me talk about zebras
Y – yawn like crazy.”

#3 You must know how to save your search time

Timothy did the calculations we’ve been wondering about. He deserves a right swipe. 

Now he’ll make you wonder how come he’s so confident, and then you swipe right, and then (most probably) wait for him to text you. 

According to this bio, he’ll come up with an awesome opening line. You then text for a while, then you jump into calling, and dating, and…

Ah, yes. Get married, and make beautiful babies together.

#4 We’ve been waiting for this one

It was about time. Seriously. 

Korey, is one of those guys that gets texts from girls. Since it’s the f*cking Catalina Wine Mixer, he most probably doesn’t brag about it, but his friends ask him for advice.

#5 Athena said it!

The truth is out there… Athina said it. Let’s just put a period on this.

#6 Happily getting right swipes

When it comes to pros and cons, it is either gonna be a bad failure, or something spot on that gets right swipes. 

If you’re still wondering if this one is the former or the latter, I’m telling you it’s the latter. 

Why? Because it’s relatable and funny.

#7 Oatmeal raisin cookie and realization

It keeps getting better! Understandable, and “matchable”. 

This shows how cool the person is.

Personally, I have a feeling this is one of those people you won’t get bored with.

I’d definitely swipe right, and find out.

#8 Well…

Not all of us are athletic but can handle balls in a way or another. Delaney nailed this bio.

She’s a good representation of a relatively humorous person that knows what to put on their Tinder bio.

What are you good at?

#9 You gotta tell when animals love you

This is a brief self-description that lets you know a few things about the person, but makes you want to know more and ask questions like “What makes you declare that you’re the best trivia player to have on my team? Share your qualifications please.”

Besides, if animals love a person, we know it’s the real deal.

#10 Ah, yes… Science

We want to contribute in our own ways to science. I’ll swipe right on Maddie for the sake of science, for scientific purposes, ya know! 

A good sense of humor gets a good amount of right swipes. Cheers to science!

Let’s get more creativity in our minds before we decide to make our own bio.

10 Genius Funny Tinder Bios

You know, there’s a difference between stupid funny, and genius funny.

Genius funny gets you right swipes, stupid funny gets you to end up on Reddit so that people can make memes out of your funny stupidity.

These bios will not only make you giggle, laugh, but also they’ll make you wish that you came up with them yourself. 

The good news is that you’re here, and you can steal them. You’re also free to add your own original spices. Yummy!!

#1 Here’s what you do when you lose your watch at a party.

He lost his watch, but won the Tinder bio game… This is how you do it suckers.

What’s so good about this bio? 

• Super funny. Girls/boys love that.
• Creativity.
• Gives you clues that the one who wrote it isn’t your boring type of guy

#2 Not your average song choice

Nate is only 19 and playing this better than most of the guys in their 30ies. 

I am, oh so glad that I saw it. And I am, oh so glad to share it with you.

What’s so good about this bio?

• It’s short/readable
• Makes you sing along (if you know the song, of course)

#3 I’m dying to meet you. No, literally. I’m dying.

Doesn’t matter if you’re in an intensive care unit, you get an idea, you respect the idea, fella! You write that freaking bio right!

What’s so good about this bio? 

• Way too f#cking funny!

#4 You must know your way around a… Cliboris

Alright, first possible impressions are that this guy… this guy is funny, knows how to make a joke, somewhat sweet. 

Is he getting them right swipes?

Yes, yes he is.

What’s so good about this bio?

• Makes room for a not awkward conversation about sex

#5 “…and hold your dumb hand you piece of sh#t”

Dear Gladis,

I’ll find you, I’ll swipe you right, and I’ll let you sleep in my stupid t-shirts and hold my dumb hand. I am indeed a piece of sh#t. 

Marry me, Gladis, please. 

What’s so good about this bio? 

• Makes you want to marry Gladis
• Let’s us know Gladis is super cool
• Let’s us know Gladis understands, and is able to joke about things

#6 “We drunkenly carry on kissing”

What’s so good about this bio? 

• The uniqueness
• The creativity and effort put into it
• You’re gonna feel the urge to text this person a joke about the story

#7 “What do you call a guy under 6ft?”

Is it intimidating for the ‘under 6ft’ guys? Yes. Did Maria nail it? Absolutely!

Is Maria getting a right swipe from me even if I’m under 6ft? OH YEAAAH!!

What’s so good about this bio?

• The straightforwardness.

#8 Dragging a mannequin through a parking lot

I’m pretty sure you’ve seen this one before, because it’s so cool that most people wanted to steal it. It wouldn’t be a very good idea to steal it now since it’s stolen by way too many people already. 

Instead, you can add your own twist. Here, an example:

I love beautiful walks with my wife until I wake up, and I finally realize I’m f#cking single. You know… the usual.

#9 For Sale…

What’s so good about this bio? 

• It’s a better description of yourself comparing to the usual lists
• The fact that it says dual front airbags
• If not smile, it’ll make you think it’s funny

#10 When you know exactly what you’re doing

What’s so good about this bio? 

• Leaves room for questions

5 Unapologetically Honest Tinder Bios

Confidence. As much as it seems difficult, it is achievable my friend. Trust me.

These people made it. They’re so themselves and so unapologetic about it.

I know, it’s just a Tinder bio… But you’ll know what I’m talking about once you see them.

#1 What’s your best idea?

What’s so good about this bio? 

• It’s somewhat relatable

#2 Geraldine knows where to copy her bio

What’s so good about this bio? 

• Seems honest
• It’s not one of those boring lists we’re used to see

#3 “An effortlessly simple yet attractive bio doesn’t exi-”

What’s so good about this bio? 

• It is well written
• It describes Brian in a sweet way
• Ladies or gentlemen, or both, might just find this sincere and lovely

#4 You know a good bio when you see one. Period

“If you have any more jokes about my eye disease, please feel free to message them to me.”

Julia gave us a way to approach her. She seems cool and open-minded, she got my right swipe for sure.

What’s so good about this bio? 

• Not only it is a cool bio, it is one of the badass ones

#5 I don’t care Zoe, I’m swiping right!

Zoe admits it, and is cool about it. Gives signs of confidence, and sense of humor which are attractive. 

*swipes right, and looks you dead in the eye*

What’s so good about this bio? 

• Makes you wonder about other photos/makes you keep scrolling through her photos to see if she’s right
• Even if her photos are ugly, chances are you’ll swipe right because she nailed it

15 Tinder Bios That Took ‘Creative’ to a New Level

Writing “Everyone calls me Lois, but you can call me tonight”, and thinking to myself what a wonderful world because I’m super creative…

2015 baby!! 

Now, I know the feeling, and I’m not going to attempt to kill your vibe/creative spirit… BUUT, I’ll show you examples that stepped up the game, and they might just inspire you to think of something better other than “Everyone calls me Louis, but you can call me tonight”.

Right? It’s 2021. Let’s do it like we’re in 2021!

#1 Andrew stepped up the entire game! What used to be average is now low…

I always thought I’m straight, but now after Andrew I’m not so sure anymore.

What’s so good about this bio? 

• Everything!
• Everything!

#2 Let’s invade Poland!

Well played. A list of almost ‘impossible’ things to do, so that going out for coffee wouldn’t seem a big deal.

The creativity is undeniable, I mean look at the options!

What’s so good about this bio? 

• Makes you want text something quite specific the one who wrote it
• Leads to a [probably] fun conversation

#3 First Andrew, now Aaron. We gotta buckle up

The very first sentence gets your attention and makes you keep reading even if the story is long, and perhaps you’re hurrying to work… But you have to read Aaron’s bio! 

What’s so good about this bio? 

• Aaron’s sense of humor
• Grabs your attention
• The story is well written, and unique
• Makes you feel the need to text Aaron

#4 You gotta share the updates

Another excellent example of how to not use the boring lists, instead get creative and share the new updates.

What’s so good about this bio? 

• Makes us smile
• Let’s us know that the one who wrote it is quite creative
• Let’s us know that the one who wrote it might be fun to talk to

#5 “…has built in depression and anxiety!”

This is one of my top favorites! Build A Boi, you genius!

What’s so good about this bio? 

• Everything
• Everything

Note: You can use this one, and your brain to personalize it (do not forget your brain, Rupert!). Example:

Introducing Louis The Boi Cuddles: Check Cute and not-boring dates: Check Depression and anxiety but won’t put the weight on you because he cares: Check Amazing sexy times: Check Won’t tell you to call him daddy, but you will call him that at some point: CheckReviews: “Very handy indeed”, – A previous Louis The Boi user

#6 We love some effort!

#7 Hands down the best catch

Lauren just defined the word ‘awesome’. Period. 

What’s so good about this bio? 

• It tells us Lauren can be fun to hang out with
• Makes us curious to know about her personality ‘20/10’

#8 It is imperative that you read this

You see, this is one of those bios that makes you think: “Why didn’t I f#cking think of this before??!” 

And then you find the answer: “Oh yes, I was too busy writing about how I like traveling and meeting new people…”

What’s so good about this bio? 

• Let’s us know that Brandon is a combination of creative and slightly naughty, which we’re kind of into
• Makes us smile or laugh, and finally, decide to swipe right

#9 A hell of a bio, which I know you’ll steal, you thief!

Ah, the drama… Yes! We love the drama. You know what’s something else that we love? Imagination.

Even though it’s a bit too long, this gives us the idea that things with this person don’t get boring. And we like not-boring things.

What’s so good about this bio? 

• The idea that it gives: “You’re not getting bored with me, ever!”

#10 The competition… it’s real

A picture with a human on his profile, such a bio… Taylor got the medal written “irresistible” on it… And a little something for the human, of course.

What’s so good about this bio? 

• Creativity
• Creativity
• Creativity

#11 The mannequin is stolen

I know you might say: “But Louis we’ve seen a similar bio before, what’s the point?”
I reply: “That’s a spot on question, kudos! Note how this time the mannequin is stolen, and he’s dragging it around a parking lot.”

What’s so good about this bio? 

• Tells us James is funny
• Tells us James is ballsy
• Makes us wonder if he’ll tell us where he gets the LSD

#12 Yes! Reviews!!

I know this is a bit worn out now. But it’s worth mentioning, since it’s one of those bios that spiced up the game a little.

#13 “And then I kiss you. In front of my burning car.”

Another one that has been getting used quite a lot lately. Whoever wrote it must have been freaking awesome. Now whoever got the balls to copy it should be also awesome, because having such a bio and then texting things like “hey” is a little disappointing.

What’s so good about this bio? 

• What isn’t?

#14 Finally…

The creativity on this one… I can’t! 

It is in fact quite a good idea to choose a part from your favorite movie or tv show, and give the message you want to give. 

Plus, you’ll know if someone genuinely cared to know what it is that you want to say, or they just were on their Sunday morning swiping spree.

What’s so good about this bio? 

• It makes you do the homework
• Once you do the homework, it makes you smile
• After making you smile, it makes it difficult to swipe left

#15 Oh we are claiming them rewards!

This is golden. I mean… It makes you so curious what’s the cheesy pickup line. It also tells that the possibility to have a boring conversation with the guy/girl who wrote it, are very low. We love some fun conversations!

What’s so good about this bio? 

• It is interesting
• Makes you stop for a second and read it
• Makes you so curious that you’ve got no choice but to swipe right

14 “I’m too cool baby!” Tinder Bios

We’ve seen what the mad creative people did. Now there’s another type of people that don’t want to put that much effort into a bio, yet can freaking nail it. 

It is not the “I’m Louis, how are you doing?”, type of effort… It is more of the “I’ll be super honest, super cool while I share exactly what I think about” type of effort.

Let’s get inspired, shall we?

#1 She had me at ‘respect’

And the fact that after such an encouraging message, in her skills she included giving head and completing entire games of monopoly, makes her some sort of irresistible and interesting.

What’s so good about this bio? 

• Let’s us know Naomi down to Earth, which we like
• Let’s us know Naomi got a little spark of ‘crazy’ too

#2 We don’t mind, I swear we don’t, Maanow

This is too funny. And she’s only 22!!

What’s so good about this bio? 

• Makes you skeptical
• Makes you giggle
• Makes you want to know Maanow

#3 He’s confident, we know and we love that

A good Tinder bio doesn’t necessarily have to be a made-up crazy creative story, or something else. In this case, this guy did a pretty good job at describing himself. 

Plus, he can sketch you, if he ever feels like it. He’s decent at that. 

What’s so good about this bio? 

• Makes us feel this guy is honest
• Astronomy is a pretty interesting thing to love
• We all love to hear random facts, from this bio, it’ll make us curious and perhaps ask him

#4 I mean, he’s a filmmaker… Of course he’s got a killer bio

ustin is very specific and confident about what he wants. 

What’s so good about this bio? 

• Justin’s creativity is to be admired
• Gives us enough material to come up with an interesting opening line and perhaps impress him

#5 I’m sending mine for sure

“I’m not f#king kidding, do it.” 

I’ll send Morgan my resume, I’ll also write my cover letter and I’ll send it to her.  Because this bio, my fellas, is remarkable!

What’s so good about this bio? 

• Makes you wonder if Morgan is in fact serious
• It’s not something you see everyday

#6 1996 White Male

The “Message me for any further questions and asking price!” part, is the best part of this bio. He’s giving us material and space to come up with something good when we finally decide to text him first.

#7 The “How didn’t I think of that before” bio

“11.8 White Claw cans tall” made me judge myself while yelling:

“WHY DIDN’T I COME UP WITH ANOTHER UNIT SUCH AS WHITE CLAW CANS??!”

#8 Surprised?

Helda could have avoided making a joke about her name. But she’s super cool, so she took the chance.

Note: If you’ve got some name that can be joke material, don’t hesitate to make a fun joke. No, seriously, own it! It can be good material for those who want to text you something other than ‘hey’.

#9 A love and hate that most of us share

Answers like: “Oh wow, me too”, or “What a coincidence! Me too.”, or any other more creative line than those two, are texts you can expect when you write such a bio.

#10 A steady long-term bug killer

At some point, we’re all terrible at being pen pals. The fact that this guy/girl likes strong men that can kill bugs in places they can’t reach, makes some of us feel decent enough to text them.

You know, the “I’ll be your steady long-term bug killer” type of thoughts.

#11 Great guy, no?

He did give us proof that grammar matters. But also proof that he’s cool enough to put it in his bio. Creative enough to make it seem very normal. 

Kudos “Great guy to talk to”!

#12 We all relate at some point, don’t we?

Lexi, I already proposed to Gladis earlier on this article, but I’d definitely swipe your profile right.

#13 Brian proving himself wrong in one sentence

Hey Brian, if you really meant this I’m pretty sure you got surprised with all the matches. If you did this on purpose – well played.

#14 Another level of cool, meet Julia

Julia said it. Someone probably said “I just found what I’m looking for” while looking at Julia’s profile. 

4 Tips On Creating a Decent Tinder Bio + Examples You Don’t Want To Follow

Your bio can be the reason why people decide to match you. And the reason you ask yourself why am I getting no matches on Tinder?

Here:

1. Think out of the box

If you want to stand out, you gotta come up with something creative. It doesn’t have to be a made-up sci-fi story. 

Let’s check out two examples:

“I’m looking for someone to dare me to travel to an interesting place. Note: The winning person will be rewarded!”

“I love traveling”

Both sentences show the love for traveling, but the former is better written than the latter (which is very general, and written by a lot of people). 

Here, a bad example of a bio:

What’s wrong with this bio?

• Too many emojis
• Too many grammar mistakes
• Too much information

2. Check out other bios for inspiration.
   
   Perhaps you already have something in mind, and you just need that little spark that you most probably will find on other bios.
   
   Once you do find that spark, keep in mind that your awesome bio might end up being admired on reddit, and on blogs like this one.
   
   The type of bio you don’t want to be inspired from:
   

What’s wrong with this bio?

• It’s Tinder. You’re supposed to communicate??

3. Think of how you’d like to be perceived through your bio

If you’re a funny person, and you want to be perceived as one, then go for a funny bio. 

If you’re a creative type that likes stories, or anything really, pour your creativity on that bio to be perceived as one[creative person].

Or if you feel like you don’t want to try too hard, go for something simple that will yet stand out. Example:

Instead of “I like drawing portraits”, go for “I might just draw a portrait of you if I feel like it. I’m pretty good at it.”

An example you don’t want to follow:

What’s wrong with this bio?

• Red flags everywhere

4. General ideas

• Make a fun pros and cons list.
  
• Use the “I copied my bio from website”.
  
• Tell your own version of “We’re both at the bar” story.
  
• Song lyrics (careful: not the cliche ones).
  
• “If the world was ending I’d…”
  
• Ask a question. Example:
  
  “You’ll get rewarded after we match. Would you like a super cool question or the worst pickup line you’ve ever heard of?”

An example of how it can go wrong:

What’s wrong with this bio?

• What isn’t? Look at it!

Conclusion

At the end of the day, you can do as you please. You know, write a sh#tty bio and everything. No one’ll stop you (except Tinder, if it’s a bad offending joke). 

Before you decide to do as you please, remember, your bio might just end up being praised on Reddit. Cheers! s

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